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fursonakin:

fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend

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powertothenerd:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

my english teacher: ‘you never get adventure stories about male nurses’

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HOOOOOOOO BOY

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katiestown:

* . ` ✧* PRIZES *✧ ` . *
5
winners will each receive…

  • 10 million bells
  • a crown, royal crown, hairbow wig
  • sets: sloppy, 7/11, mermaid, sweets, weeding
  • all the wetsuits: striped, pink, orange, red, white, black, blue
  • toy hammer
  • gold tool set
  • 10 gold roses
  • 10 random streetpass items
  • 10 baskets of (non-native) perfect fruit 
  • dlcs: berliner, afternoon tea set, pumpkin pie, yule log, shaved ice lamp, 12 grape plate
  • gifs of your town (of your choice!)

* . ` ✧* RULES *✧ ` . *

  • must be following katiestown
  • reblogs + likes count as individual entries
  • reblog as much as you want
  • winners will be decided randomly
  • must be willing to share your fc
  • must reply within 48 hours
  • giveaway ends september 1st, 2014 at 11 pm est

(via mother-natures-daughter)

commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

(via hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire)

alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

(Source: onvavoiir, via dean-ate-peetas-pie)

katiestown:

* . ` ✧* PRIZES *✧ ` . *
5
winners will each receive…

  • 10 million bells
  • a crown, royal crown, hairbow wig
  • sets: sloppy, 7/11, mermaid, sweets, weeding
  • all the wetsuits: striped, pink, orange, red, white, black, blue
  • toy hammer
  • gold tool set
  • 10 gold roses
  • 10 random streetpass items
  • 10 baskets of (non-native) perfect fruit 
  • dlcs: berliner, afternoon tea set, pumpkin pie, yule log, shaved ice lamp, 12 grape plate
  • gifs of your town (of your choice!)

* . ` ✧* RULES *✧ ` . *

  • must be following katiestown
  • reblogs + likes count as individual entries
  • reblog as much as you want
  • winners will be decided randomly
  • must be willing to share your fc
  • must reply within 48 hours
  • giveaway ends september 1st, 2014 at 11 pm est

(via mother-natures-daughter)

blaizezamboni:

okay no but lily actually heard james die. like she heard him fighting voldemort and she heard a thump as his body hit the ground and she knew for a brief moment that no matter what happened next james was dead. she knew that even if by some miracle she and harry made it out alive the love of her life, her best friend was dead and oh god my heart is breaking

(Source: panzyparkinson, via overlordofthelollipopguild)

fruitbait:

China’s rainbow mountains

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" Study like Granger,
Eat like Weasley,
Live like Potter. "